This is an ongoing collaborative fiction project dedicated to the notion that it’s easier to get around to writing when someone else is waiting for you. After some initial discussion regarding character and setting, the co-authors will alternate in producing segments in an ongoing narrative, with new instalments appearing about once every two weeks. For the most part, the story has not been planned out and will develop in unexpected directions as each author responds to the work of the other. We welcome feedback and encourage our readers to leave comments and constructive criticism wherever they see fit.The authors, Alex and Corin, have known each other for the better part of ten years. This is their first collaborative writing project. Alex grew up in Madison, WI, and currently goes to school in St. Louis. Corin also grew up in Madison, WI, but he did it before it was cool. He currently lives in Appleton, WI, at Lawrence University, where he is becoming edumacated in Philosophy.